Confusion

This is all confusing me. I get the purpose of an online blog. I think. I also get that reading them can sometimes be entertaining. Depending on how interesting/useful/funny they are, and who you are trying to aim it at. What I dont get is how you can change it to look all pretty and cool and full of interesting fandangled computer-y stuff. Now thats just beyond me.

Whats inspired me to write my second post is a link that James just sent me to his - He has put a cool “about” page on his (even better as it has me on it - it was a suitable excuse for him leaving work later than expected). But how the crap does he do it? He has cool little links and stuff to other blogs (I would put a link on here, so that whoever does read this, has an idea of what I’m on about, but I don’t know how). So as of today, my plan, or part of it, is to learn how to make mine look fandangled with pictures and whatnot, as its looking pretty drab at the mo.

Ive also been told to update it more often. The only problem with this is that I really dont have anything interesting to write about. This is mainly because, at the mo, Im unemployed, which is pretty naff, and therefore, my typical day includes me watching way too much TV during the day, applying for jobs which I know I wont get (cuz employees are wankers, no offence to employees) and cooking dinner when James gets in (best part of the day). Ive got so entangled with the TV that Ive just realised that I missed the Simple Life today, and this upsets me. Thats the worst part. What the fuck is my life coming to when I rely on Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, the 2 most annoying individuals in the US, to brighten up my day? Jesus Christ, I want to be sick. At least I have remembered that good old Gok Wan is on later. I really am gonna vomit.

On the up side, ever so slightly, I have a telephone interview on Thursday, for a CRO, as a “Associate Safety Specialist”, which basically involves working on clinical trials, recording any adverse events which may happen, and trying to make sure nobody dies. Its based in Winchester, which isnt too far away, but I cant for the hell of me remember how much the salary was, which, to be honest, is all I care about right now. I would care about how good the job would be, but at the minute, anything would be good, so that I dont have to go on the dole. I dont like job centres. They scare me due to the chav magnet-esque vibe they have. Im not knocking the normal people that go in them. Just the knobheads. Otherwise known as chavs. We really need to eliminate them from the gene pool. It would make the world a happier, more hospitable place. I reckon a maze of catacombs would be good, chuck them all in, and fill up the entrance/exit. Sorted. Buried alive and would give people something to laugh at. Im a genius.

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